"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (1)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (2)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (3)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (4)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (5)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (6)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (7)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (8)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (1)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (2)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (3)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (4)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (5)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (6)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (7)
"no, I'm not crying" Tee product image (8)

"no, I'm not crying" Tee

$29.00

"no, I'm Not Crying" Tee
For when your eyes are just... sweating, okay?

This shirt speaks louder than your trembling voice at 2AM while watching a dog reunion video. Whether you're battling allergies, cutting onions, or just emotionally overwhelmed by a perfectly cooked grilled cheese, the "No, I’m Not Crying" tee has your back (literally). 100% cotton, stylish, embroidered letters and just the right amount of emotionally repressed. Wear it proudly. Deny everything.

Select Size

Please select Size

More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Relaxed fit
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk

Size & Fit

View size chart

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"no, I'm not crying" Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in product dimensions.

A helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement at the top of the garment next to the collar (high point shoulder) and extend the measuring tape to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at the seam just below the sleeve, stretch the tape across to the corresponding seam on the other side.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the shoulder seam, and measure down to the sleeve's end.